Gruesome Reviews

“DOOMED: The Untold Story of Roger Corman’s The Fantastic Four” (2016): It’s Buryin Time

The schlocky 90s era  adaptation of  The Fantastic Four  is the stuff of geek legend. Infamously made as a quick attempt by German production company Constantin Film  to keep the rights from leaving them before being buried, this version of Marvel’s First Family isn’t up to snuff with the Marvel Cinematic Universe films we’re getting […]

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“X-Men Apocalypse” (2016): A Greatest Hits Re-Recording With Far Lesser Arrangements

“Well, we can all agree that the third one is always the worst,” says Jean Grey (Sophie Turner), shortly after leaving a screening of  Return of the Jedi with fellow classmates Cyclops (Tye Sheridan), Nightcrawler (Kodi-Smit McPhee) and Jubilee (Lana Condor, in one of her two scenes). It’s obviously a smirking wink at X-Men: The […]