“God will pardon me. That’s His job.” Somehow, that seems unlikely. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they look for the good in Jim Wynorski’s The Return of Swamp Thing (1989). Decades of Horror 1980sEpisode 178 – The Return of Swamp Thing (1989) Join the […]
“Tell me about my uterus.” It is a movie about twin gynecologists so that line is not near as weird as it sounds. … Okay, it’s still pretty weird. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they encounter more Cronenberg-induced oddballery in Dead Ringers (1988). Decades […]
“I wonder who the real cannibals are.” Are there faux cannibals? Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they, maybe not so wisely, take on Cannibal Holocaust (1980), the film often referred to as the most controversial movie ever made. Decades of Horror 1980sEpisode 176 – […]
“Gah! I hate that kind of talking and you know it. Why can’t you grow old gracefully you old cow.!” Don’t worry. Heinrich’s wife soon finds a better use for his head than coming up with lines like that. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as […]
“Hello… Hello… I’ve got a message for you… and you’re not going to like it… Pray for death!” Yup. He’s right. His message was not likable. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they try to keep it real amidst the world of quantum mechanics, John […]
“You were right Billy, I am a butthead!” The first step in recovery is to admit you have a problem, so he’s got that going for him. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they find out exactly what a “shunting” is amidst the ultra weirdness […]
“Listen, young lady. I don’t know who you are or where you came from, but you most certainly don’t fit in this town. Why, you don’t even fit in that dress.” Well, that wasn’t a very nice thing to say. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – […]
“He couldn’t have walked very far. … Because I cut off his legs… and his arms… and his head… and I’m going to do the same to you.” Say what? Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they learn the perils of picking up a hitchhiker […]
“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” A warning well-spoken, but one that proves hard to heed. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Bill Mulligan, Chad Hunt, Crystal Cleveland, and Jeff Mohr – as they have no problem whatsoever staying awake for Wes Craven’s masterpiece, A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). Decades of Horror 1980sEpisode 170 – […]
“For each of man’s evils, a special demon exists. You’re looking at vengeance; – cruel, devious, pure-as-venom vengeance.” And a fine demon it is! Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Bill Mulligan, Chad Hunt, Crystal Cleveland, and Jeff Mohr – as they go in search of the special demon known as Pumpkinhead (1988). Decades of Horror […]
“We call them the eight squadrons of death. First, comes the common fly. Lays its eggs in the rotting corpse and thus the cycle begins.” Leave it to Donald Pleasence to deliver a line like that. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Bill Mulligan, Chad Hunt, Crystal Cleveland, and Jeff Mohr – as they survive another […]
“Don’t know why they want to persecute me because I don’t talk to women. All women do is laugh, and sing, and say the word ‘Pussy’. Y’ask any doctor, and he’ll tell you that.” So says the woman on the street. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Bill Mulligan, Chad Hunt, Crystal Cleveland, and Jeff […]
“Every year he kills. Right now he’s out there. Watching. Waiting. So don’t look; he’ll see you. Don’t breathe; he’ll hear you. Don’t move; you’re dead!” Well, heck. Seems like you’re pretty much screwed no matter what you do. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Bill Mulligan, Chad Hunt, Crystal Cleveland, and Jeff Mohr – […]
“Ah, this is special laughing gas. With this stuff, you smell it and we do the laughing.” Most people prefer to smell and laugh, but what the heck. Everything is worth trying once. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Bill Mulligan, Chad Hunt, Crystal Cleveland, and Jeff Mohr – as they sample Farmer Vincent’s legendary […]
“You wanna meet me someplace?” “Where?” “The back seat.” (flutters eyebrows) All things considered, it might have been a good idea to meet someplace else. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Bill Mulligan, Chad Hunt, Crystal Cleveland, and Jeff Mohr – as they dare to step into the world of Maniac (1980). Decades of Horror […]