“Now what are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?” Hooers. That’s Kiwi for the world’s oldest profession if you know what we mean and we think you do. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they check out the wonder that is Peter Jackson’s first […]
“Cats take orders from no one.” No comment. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they try to figure out exactly what’s up with the cat in Lucio Fulci’s version of Edgar Allan Poe’s The Black Cat (1981). Decades of Horror 1980sEpisode 184 – The Black […]
“Official? Who do you think you are? The only thing official you’ve ever done is lick stamps! Now get off my place!” That should get rid of Otis P. Hazelrigg, right? Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they watch a misguided band of vigilantes gets […]
“It all started during a campfire at North Sea Cottages, a special retreat for gifted children…” “Special,” as in, “you may never come back?” Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they check out the lesser-known, low-budget slasher, Madman (1981). Decades of Horror 1980sEpisode 182 – […]
“Our interest lies in finding that damned book, and thwarting a vile beast of a man who shall not rest until God himself is thrown down, and all of creation becomes Satan’s black hell-besmeared farting hole!” Okay, but only if it’s hell-besmeared. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff […]
“They’re men turned inside out! And worse… they’re still alive!” Wow! Yeah, that might be worse. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they unsuccessfully search for the men turned inside out, living or dead, in Sergio Martini’s Screamers(1981). Decades of Horror 1980sEpisode 180 – Screamers […]
“My mama likes the yams.” Does that sound like good small talk for a first date? Well, it did to Stanley. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they dig a little deeper into Stanley’s story as well as the other stories found in this lesser-known […]
“God will pardon me. That’s His job.” Somehow, that seems unlikely. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they look for the good in Jim Wynorski’s The Return of Swamp Thing (1989). Decades of Horror 1980sEpisode 178 – The Return of Swamp Thing (1989) Join the […]
“Tell me about my uterus.” It is a movie about twin gynecologists so that line is not near as weird as it sounds. … Okay, it’s still pretty weird. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they encounter more Cronenberg-induced oddballery in Dead Ringers (1988). Decades […]
“I wonder who the real cannibals are.” Are there faux cannibals? Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they, maybe not so wisely, take on Cannibal Holocaust (1980), the film often referred to as the most controversial movie ever made. Decades of Horror 1980sEpisode 176 – […]
“Gah! I hate that kind of talking and you know it. Why can’t you grow old gracefully you old cow.!” Don’t worry. Heinrich’s wife soon finds a better use for his head than coming up with lines like that. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as […]
“Hello… Hello… I’ve got a message for you… and you’re not going to like it… Pray for death!” Yup. He’s right. His message was not likable. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they try to keep it real amidst the world of quantum mechanics, John […]
“You were right Billy, I am a butthead!” The first step in recovery is to admit you have a problem, so he’s got that going for him. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they find out exactly what a “shunting” is amidst the ultra weirdness […]
“Listen, young lady. I don’t know who you are or where you came from, but you most certainly don’t fit in this town. Why, you don’t even fit in that dress.” Well, that wasn’t a very nice thing to say. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – […]
“He couldn’t have walked very far. … Because I cut off his legs… and his arms… and his head… and I’m going to do the same to you.” Say what? Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they learn the perils of picking up a hitchhiker […]