“I’m telling you, and I’m telling everybody at this table that that’s a shark! And I know what a shark looks like because I’ve seen one up close. And you’d better do something about this one because I don’t intend to go through that hell again!” It must not be safe to go back in […]
“She eats unmarried young girls. It is the only time she can wear her wedding gown.” Cool! Sounds like a great place to spend your summer vacation. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they ride the bus to Auntie’s and try to avoid the […]
“One of our guests is a werewolf, I know it.” Maybe they need a “werewolf break” to figure it out? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they play “werewolf, werewolf, who can the werewolf be?” in The Beast Must Die (1974). Decades of Horror […]
“Don’t you know this house is cursed? You are cursed, and Edward’s cursed, and everybody’s cursed.” Sounds like Oprah’s curse-giveaway show. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they try to find the banshee (or is it a sidhe?) in Cry of the Banshee (1970). […]
“The octopus is the most intelligent species in the ocean.” And yet, an anthropomorphic version of an octopus saw fit to appear in this film. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they try to figure out exactly what the filmmakers were going for in […]
“I prefer ghosts to vampires, though. They’re so much more human; they have a tradition to live up to. Somehow they manage to keep all the horror in without spilling any blood.” So much easier to clean up; that is if you’re worried about that kind of thing. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc […]
“Ay, customers, come in, come in. I’m sure I have the very thing to tempt you. Lots of bargains. All tastes catered to. Oh… and a big novelty surprise goes with every purchase. Do come in… any time. I’m always open.” Oh boy! A novelty surprise? Wait. Is this a trick? Join your faithful Grue […]
“Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?” Wait. Do you have to be dead for the insatiable love part? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they meet the insatiable creature with the insatiable love for the dead known […]
“If you and daddy die in a plane crash, could I have a cat then?” It seems like a fair trade, right? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they get a dose of feline terror in The Uncanny (1977), an anthology film starring Peter […]
“If the devil is to exist in this world, it cannot look like a devil.” I don’t know. How will we recognize it? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they polish off the Bloodthirsty Trilogy with Toho’s Evil of Dracula(1974). Decades of Horror 1970sEpisode […]
“It was a small Louisiana town where people live and love and die and no one ever thought of locking their doors… except in the Monroe house.” Hey, everybody! Let’s buy the Monroe house! Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they find out why […]
“Forgive me, but you are an endless source of amusement to me.” I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? … Wait. Wrong movie. Anyway, join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they determine exactly what is so damn endlessly […]
“The devil has sent me twins of evil!” Well, it’s only half-bad as all that, but one is more than enough. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they try to figure out which twin is which in Hammer’s Twins of Evil (1971). Decades of […]
“Touch it! Go on, touch it!” Get your mind out of the gutter. The speaker isn’t talking about that “it.” Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they uncover the true story of Frankenstein in Frankenstein: The True Story (1973) … or not. Decades of […]
“— Zuni doll gibberish —” You might not know what he’s saying, but you’re definitely not hanging around to find out! Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they relive the impact they experienced when they first watched Trilogy of Terror (1975) from Dan Curtis. […]