“Forgive me, but you are an endless source of amusement to me.” I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? … Wait. Wrong movie. Anyway, join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they determine exactly what is so damn endlessly […]
“The devil has sent me twins of evil!” Well, it’s only half-bad as all that, but one is more than enough. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they try to figure out which twin is which in Hammer’s Twins of Evil (1971). Decades of […]
“Touch it! Go on, touch it!” Get your mind out of the gutter. The speaker isn’t talking about that “it.” Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they uncover the true story of Frankenstein in Frankenstein: The True Story (1973) … or not. Decades of […]
“— Zuni doll gibberish —” You might not know what he’s saying, but you’re definitely not hanging around to find out! Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they relive the impact they experienced when they first watched Trilogy of Terror (1975) from Dan Curtis. […]
“The saliva is very contagious. It dribbles into open wounds and cuts, and causes immediate infection. So don’t let anybody bite you.” That sounds like universally good advice! Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they try to figure out the nature of the body […]
“When the heliotrope starts growing among rough rocks and the full moon shines at night, in a certain area of the Earth, a man turns into a wolf.” How could they forget the part where the man is bitten by a Yeti? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and […]
“Yuko, I am your… [father].” No, this line is not from a Japanese foretelling of Return of the Jedi, but to quote Norman Bates, “Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!” We’re talking a garden hose with a spray nozzle. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as […]
“Death is not the worst. There are things more horrible than death.” Was Count Dracula talking about working with Mr. Kinski? Oh, wait. He was Mr. Kinski! Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they check out yet another 1979 film telling the story of […]
“In the past 500 years, Professor, those who have crossed my path have all died, and some not pleasantly.” Then again, some who have crossed his path have watched him turn into a cloak-kite and flap away. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they […]
“My brother always makes me wear this stupid mask. Do you know why? Because I’m prettier than him.” There is no doubt, he is far prettier than his brother! Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they visit Mr. Slausen’s Lost Oasis in Tourist Trap, […]
“Let it be known, sons and daughters, that Satan was an acid-head. Drink from his cup. Pledge yourselves. And together, we’ll aaaalll freak out!” And indeed, your Grue-Crew did freak out. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they kick off their next one-hundred episodes […]
“In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream.” You can, however, usually hear space ships blowing up. Go figure. On this, their 100th episode, join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they spend the night on the Nostromo, the science fiction version of an old […]
“Last day. Capricorn 15’s. Year of the city – 2274. Carousel begins.” Normally, everyone loves a carousel, but you definitely don’t want a ride on this one. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they try to evade renewal (they’re all over 30, you know) […]
“Come on, you filthy pig. Lick the vile whore’s vomit!” Thanks, but no thanks. Not hungry. (Sheesh!) Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they bravely, but maybe foolishly, take a look Beyond the Door! Decades of Horror 1970sEpisode 98 – Beyond the Door (1974) […]
“If you’re going to race with the devil, you’ve got to be as fast as Hell!” An RV might not be the best way to go “fast as hell,” but hey, it is the 70s. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they “speed” across […]