“I prefer ghosts to vampires, though. They’re so much more human; they have a tradition to live up to. Somehow they manage to keep all the horror in without spilling any blood.” So much easier to clean up; that is if you’re worried about that kind of thing. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc […]
“Ay, customers, come in, come in. I’m sure I have the very thing to tempt you. Lots of bargains. All tastes catered to. Oh… and a big novelty surprise goes with every purchase. Do come in… any time. I’m always open.” Oh boy! A novelty surprise? Wait. Is this a trick? Join your faithful Grue […]
“Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?” Wait. Do you have to be dead for the insatiable love part? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they meet the insatiable creature with the insatiable love for the dead known […]
“If you and daddy die in a plane crash, could I have a cat then?” It seems like a fair trade, right? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they get a dose of feline terror in The Uncanny (1977), an anthology film starring Peter […]
“If the devil is to exist in this world, it cannot look like a devil.” I don’t know. How will we recognize it? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they polish off the Bloodthirsty Trilogy with Toho’s Evil of Dracula(1974). Decades of Horror 1970sEpisode […]
“It was a small Louisiana town where people live and love and die and no one ever thought of locking their doors… except in the Monroe house.” Hey, everybody! Let’s buy the Monroe house! Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they find out why […]
“Forgive me, but you are an endless source of amusement to me.” I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? … Wait. Wrong movie. Anyway, join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they determine exactly what is so damn endlessly […]
“The devil has sent me twins of evil!” Well, it’s only half-bad as all that, but one is more than enough. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they try to figure out which twin is which in Hammer’s Twins of Evil (1971). Decades of […]
“Touch it! Go on, touch it!” Get your mind out of the gutter. The speaker isn’t talking about that “it.” Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they uncover the true story of Frankenstein in Frankenstein: The True Story (1973) … or not. Decades of […]
“— Zuni doll gibberish —” You might not know what he’s saying, but you’re definitely not hanging around to find out! Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they relive the impact they experienced when they first watched Trilogy of Terror (1975) from Dan Curtis. […]
“The saliva is very contagious. It dribbles into open wounds and cuts, and causes immediate infection. So don’t let anybody bite you.” That sounds like universally good advice! Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they try to figure out the nature of the body […]
“When the heliotrope starts growing among rough rocks and the full moon shines at night, in a certain area of the Earth, a man turns into a wolf.” How could they forget the part where the man is bitten by a Yeti? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and […]
“Yuko, I am your… [father].” No, this line is not from a Japanese foretelling of Return of the Jedi, but to quote Norman Bates, “Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!” We’re talking a garden hose with a spray nozzle. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as […]
“Death is not the worst. There are things more horrible than death.” Was Count Dracula talking about working with Mr. Kinski? Oh, wait. He was Mr. Kinski! Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they check out yet another 1979 film telling the story of […]
“In the past 500 years, Professor, those who have crossed my path have all died, and some not pleasantly.” Then again, some who have crossed his path have watched him turn into a cloak-kite and flap away. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they […]