“Yuko, I am your… [father].” No, this line is not from a Japanese foretelling of Return of the Jedi, but to quote Norman Bates, “Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!” We’re talking a garden hose with a spray nozzle. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as […]
“Death is not the worst. There are things more horrible than death.” Was Count Dracula talking about working with Mr. Kinski? Oh, wait. He was Mr. Kinski! Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they check out yet another 1979 film telling the story of […]
“In the past 500 years, Professor, those who have crossed my path have all died, and some not pleasantly.” Then again, some who have crossed his path have watched him turn into a cloak-kite and flap away. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they […]
“My brother always makes me wear this stupid mask. Do you know why? Because I’m prettier than him.” There is no doubt, he is far prettier than his brother! Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they visit Mr. Slausen’s Lost Oasis in Tourist Trap, […]
“Let it be known, sons and daughters, that Satan was an acid-head. Drink from his cup. Pledge yourselves. And together, we’ll aaaalll freak out!” And indeed, your Grue-Crew did freak out. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they kick off their next one-hundred episodes […]
“In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream.” You can, however, usually hear space ships blowing up. Go figure. On this, their 100th episode, join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they spend the night on the Nostromo, the science fiction version of an old […]
“Last day. Capricorn 15’s. Year of the city – 2274. Carousel begins.” Normally, everyone loves a carousel, but you definitely don’t want a ride on this one. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they try to evade renewal (they’re all over 30, you know) […]
“Come on, you filthy pig. Lick the vile whore’s vomit!” Thanks, but no thanks. Not hungry. (Sheesh!) Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they bravely, but maybe foolishly, take a look Beyond the Door! Decades of Horror 1970sEpisode 98 – Beyond the Door (1974) […]
“If you’re going to race with the devil, you’ve got to be as fast as Hell!” An RV might not be the best way to go “fast as hell,” but hey, it is the 70s. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they “speed” across […]
“Don’t ask who I am or how I know, but there’s going to be another of those killings today.” Yes, another of those killings. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they pay tribute to the late Larry Cohen and discuss what is possibly his […]
“There’s something in the water at Lost River Lake. Something you can’t see…something you can’t feel…until it’s too late!” Hey! That sounds like a great place to put a kids’ camp and an Aquarena vacation resort! Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they maneuver […]
“Are you telling me that an ape that lived two million years ago got out of that crate, killed the baggage man and put him in there, then locked everything up neat and tidy, and got away?” Damn straight! Better bring in Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee to save the planet! Join your faithful Grue […]
“I don’t mind making it on the lawn. You wanna make it on the lawn?” Sure sounds like a line of dialogue from a movie from the 1970s, but a horror movie? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they follow the sound of Donovan’s […]
“If it were in your power, would you sacrifice your wife, your children for immortality? This is the story of a man who did!” The lesson? You have to keep your priorities straight. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they dive into the deep, […]
“Nothing is what it seems.” You can say that again, especially when Nicolas Roeg is the director of the film. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they don their red raincoats in the rainy, English countryside and make a trip to Venice, Italy as […]