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[Review] Crone Wood: Irish Horror Outing Gives Viewers Another Good Reason to Avoid Camping in the Woods

Writer/director Mark Sheridan’s Irish feature Crone Wood (2016) combines folk horror elements with stuck-in-the-woods fright-fare basics. The result is an interesting effort that doesn’t cover a lot of new ground, but does offer an entertaining 86-minute ride.

The film is shot in a cinéma vérité style with multiple handheld cameras. As I have mentioned in previous reviews, I draw a line between this style of filming, in which the footage is not purported to be found after a certain, usually horrific or mysterious, incident occurs, and found footage films, which do state that intent from the beginning, so I won’t call Crone Wood a found footage film, though others will. Most of the filming is done by Danny (Ed Murphy), a twentysomething man who is on an extended first date with Hailey (Elva Trill). Danny doesn’t seem to be much of a ladies’ man, making some socially awkward (to put it mildly) mistakes and admitting to Hailey at one point that she is out of his league, but the two get on well enough that Hailey asks Danny to join her on a sudden camping trip to keep the date going. Danny agrees, and the two head off to the titular area, which was given its name because of its alleged supernatural history.

Despite Danny’s shortcomings, both of the main characters are likeable enough, and Murphy and Trill are both solid in their lead roles, having good chemistry together. Their characters’ dialogue rings fairly true, which is another point in the favor of Crone Wood. The film wouldn’t be much of a horror movie if the pair didn’t make some questionable choices during their excursion, and they do indeed, such as exploring a spooky, seemingly abandoned building and looking for help later on by entering a house without permission. 

Rather than saving suspense or scares until the final minutes, Sheridan starts the eerie business earlier on, slowly but steadily ratcheting things up until the film’s whopper of a third act. Though a few things are telegraphed in advance, the final act holds enough weirdness and dread to look past that.

Folk horror aficionados and fans of handheld camera horror — found footage or not — should find plenty to like about Crone Wood. It’s a nifty low-budget creepfest, with impressive writing and direction from Sheridan, who is aided well by his cast’s sound performances.

Crone Wood, from Danse Macabre, will be available on VOD and DVD in the U.K. and Ireland from February 1st. 

3 out of 5 stars (3 / 5)

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry fell in love with horror films as a preschooler when he first saw the Gill-Man swim across the TV screen in "The Creature from The Black Lagoon" and Mothra battle Godzilla in "Godzilla Vs. The Thing.” His education in fright fare continued with TV series such as "The Twilight Zone" and "Outer Limits," along with legendary northern California horror host Bob Wilkins’ "Creature Features." His love for silver age and golden age comic books, including horror titles from Gold Key, Dell, and Marvel started around age 5. He is a contributing writer for "Phantom of the Movies VideoScope" print magazine and the websites Gruesome Magazine, Diabolique Magazine, Ghastly Grinning, The Scariest Things, Horror Fuel, and When It Was Cool. He is a co-host of the "Decades of Horror: The Classic Era" and "Uphill Both Ways" podcasts. Joseph has also written for “Scream” magazine, "Filmfax" magazine, “SQ Horror” magazine, and the websites That's Not Current an HorrorNews.net. He occasionally proudly co-writes articles with his son Cohen Perry, who is a film critic in his own right. A former northern Californian and Oregonian, Joseph has been teaching, writing, and living in South Korea since 2008.
Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry fell in love with horror films as a preschooler when he first saw the Gill-Man swim across the TV screen in "The Creature from The Black Lagoon" and Mothra battle Godzilla in "Godzilla Vs. The Thing.” His education in fright fare continued with TV series such as "The Twilight Zone" and "Outer Limits," along with legendary northern California horror host Bob Wilkins’ "Creature Features." His love for silver age and golden age comic books, including horror titles from Gold Key, Dell, and Marvel started around age 5. He is a contributing writer for "Phantom of the Movies VideoScope" print magazine and the websites Gruesome Magazine, Diabolique Magazine, Ghastly Grinning, The Scariest Things, Horror Fuel, and When It Was Cool. He is a co-host of the "Decades of Horror: The Classic Era" and "Uphill Both Ways" podcasts. Joseph has also written for “Scream” magazine, "Filmfax" magazine, “SQ Horror” magazine, and the websites That's Not Current an HorrorNews.net. He occasionally proudly co-writes articles with his son Cohen Perry, who is a film critic in his own right. A former northern Californian and Oregonian, Joseph has been teaching, writing, and living in South Korea since 2008.