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[Film Review] “Hank vs. the Undead” (2015): DIY Zombie Effort Gets Stuck in Plot Holes

I am a fan of do-it-yourself  film projects. Even the greats must start somewhere and many start  with low budget, humble beginnings. So when I get to see a film that is obviously a labor of love and a DIY  project, I am interested. I also understand that such projects can come with warts, some worse than others. This one has a lot of big hairy warts  . . .  with a lot of puss. Hank vs. The Undead is a very low-budget affair that tries to tap into the horror comedy vein; something like Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, I suppose. The film tries to set up the character Hank as the cowardly hero that ends up fighting off zombie hordes. In reality it just seems Hank is alive only because his name is in the title. HankvsUndead-007 While I appreciate the attempt of Hank vs. The Undead, the film is ultimately filled with too many problems to make it enjoyable, even for a film that is a DIY project. The humor doesn’t ever really take off, though it tries several times to be witty. For example, a  zombie text messages Hank telling him he is going to die, some of the friends try to be funny, and the character of the mayor is  used as “the funny asshole guy” (which, as little as he was in the movie, was one of the more likeable characters to me). The logic holes are also so big you can drive a truck through them, even for a movie like this.  Some examples are:  How did Hank’s friend get infected? By drinking the bad whiskey or did I miss something?  Does only having the same three zombies for most of the movie constitute a zombie apocalypse?  Hank and Greta get in a car and drive away from their zombie friends. They drive for some time but crash when they swerve to miss a zombie in the road. Oh, they are now being chased by the same three zombie friends they just drove away from to escape. How did the zombies gain that much ground on them?’ HankvsUndead-006 Other questions and thoughts I have  include: Zombies appear and kill people right out in the open when they were nowhere to be seen just a few seconds before; why did no one see them coming?  Night turns to day really quickly,  I see.  Why did that hobo just let that zombie crush his head? Also, the editing is not the best, which leads to some of the issues I mentioned above. Some scenes go on too long while others make it appear as if  people teleport around and leave the viewer wondering, “How did they get here so fast?” HankvsUndead-005 The CGI is somewhat typical of what you would find in a home movie like this, so I am not going to bash on that too much, but there is one scene that I do have to point out. There is  a  vacuum cleaner fight with a zombie where a hole gets torn in the zombie’s abdomen and you can see through it. This  looks like a bad cut-and-paste from Photoshop or something.  I couldn’t help but laugh, and not in a good way. I know the budget for CGI in films like this are basically zero, but if given the choice as the  director, I would have just left that part out. Hank vs. The Undead really does come off like a couple of high school kids took a home video camera and had fun in their backyard and at a state park. That I can appreciate; unfortunately, the film wasn’t done by a group of high school friends, but by people that should be a little more experienced in some things, at least in terms of writing and logic. HankvsUndeadPoster There are good low budget indie films out there, like Music Store Massacre, and I wanted to enjoy Hank vs. The Undead the same way I did that one, but ultimately it was filled with too many problems to enjoy it effectively. I have to recommend that others give it a pass. Hank vs. The Undead: 1 out of 5 stars (1 / 5) HankvsUndead-007 EDITOR’S NOTE: Horror News Radio listener and fan, Sammie Cassell, is featured in the cast of Hank vs. The Undead as “The Hobo.” Wreak Havoc Productions – the team behind this flick – are also responsible for Sammy the Comic Book Man, a documentary about Mr. Cassell “who uses his love for comics to teach school kids about the wonders of reading and creativity.” Hank vs. The Undead comes out October 3, 2015. Check them out on Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/HankVsTheUndead Check out Sammy the Comic Book Man:  https://www.facebook.com/Sammie-the-Comic-Book-Man-1740400106186843

TJ Fowler
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Tj lives in the cold wastes of Scandinavia where the nights run long and dark and the metal loud and brutal. Photographing the bands of Europe over the last several years, he has branched out into music journalism more doing reviews and interviews with heavy metal artists emerging from the European scene. Ever since seeing Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter at a local drive-in as a child, TJ has forever been paranoid of taking showers alone and watching hockey games but has become a huge fan of the Friday the 13th franchise.
TJ Fowler
Tj lives in the cold wastes of Scandinavia where the nights run long and dark and the metal loud and brutal. Photographing the bands of Europe over the last several years, he has branched out into music journalism more doing reviews and interviews with heavy metal artists emerging from the European scene. Ever since seeing Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter at a local drive-in as a child, TJ has forever been paranoid of taking showers alone and watching hockey games but has become a huge fan of the Friday the 13th franchise.
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